Marathi Jokes........

1)Eka adani mansane alarmche
ghadyal vikat ghetale. Char-panch
varshe te nit chalale. Tyananter te band padale. Te
ghadyal ka band padale he
pahanyasathi tya mansane sarv
ghadyal kholun pahile. Tyala tyat
ek melele jhural disale. Te pahun adani manus baykola
mhanala, “Aga, he ghadyal band padnarach.
Karan ghadyal chalvnara driverach
marun padlay bagh ”.





2)Patni: Maza ishara nek aahe..tumhi
hazaront ek aahet! Patni: Mi pan dokyane hushar
aahe…hazaarat mi ek thik pan adhi ek sang he baki 999 kaun aahet?





3)Damuanna medical store madhey
jaatat… Damuanna: Mazya naatvasaathi
kahi vitamins asel to daba dya.
Storekeeper: Konta deu …Vitamin A, B ki C?
Damuanna: Kuthlahi dyaki …mazya naatvala ajun aksharolakh nahiy!